Monday, January 5, 2009

SPOTTED: gym lesbo

who: gym lesbo

what: 30s, boyishly attractive and wearing cammo army shorts on the stair climber. 99% liklihood that she is a literary agent, based on her sweaty scent of paper and ink.

when: 6:59am, monday jan 5

where: LA fitness, van nuys

how: gym lesbo was instantly recognizable as such. distinguishing features included lesbian haircut, chunky plastic glasses and lumberjack-like swagger.

notes: gym lesbo is an infrequent visitor to the LA fitness. subject has been spotted before, but not recently. i will be on the lookout for future encounters.

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